Hopefully this “About me” won't turn into some sort of terrible dating app profile, some of them do read that way I've noticed.

I'm very eclectic in my tastes, hobbies and interests. I have far too many of them which has caused me to become very cluttered over the years, mentally, physically and spiritually if that's your thing.

Now I've been told you are meant to add spiritually into any article relating to minimalism, It's a thing apparently, There I've done it! I'm spiritual about things and stuff now.

Right, back to writing about myself. So, because of the cluttering, I have decided to try to become more minimalistic in my life, “Try” is the word of the day! I am sort of considering the idea of a Zen mind about things,my goal is to become more nomadic in life. Then again I might have a stroke and then well, who cares? I sure as hell I won't be, as would now have become a vegetable.

Interesting term becoming a vegetable, I mean, what type of vegetable? looking closer there is an array of vegetables you could identify with these days. That's a thing now apparently you must identify as something other than human, what ever you do don't identify as a human! So, let's have a look. I will go with what is known as the four main types: Root, Cruciferous, Greens and Nightshades. hmmm nightshades I wonder how many people made the wrong decision with their summer salads. I think if I had to become a vegetable, It would be a Root vegetable, strong, hardy and painful if you are hit in the head with one.

Right! I have gone off in a tangent again. I'm supposed to be writing an 'About' page. Interesting concept going off in a tangent, I mean does it literally mean going off on a right angle? I don't think I would like to go off in right angles, knowing my luck I would end up in the front of a bus! I can see the headlines: “Large root vegetable hit by bus after sudden right angle movement”.

Ass! I've done it again!

Right! Here I am in bullet points.

Striving to achieve balance and harmony, an uncluttered mind, a nomadic soul.

What allot of clutter, I could have just put eight bullet points up and been done with it. Anyway, there is other stuff as well but that will probably come out later in the form a cluttered article but, always in minimalist text.